401 keg plan

The advice that I have included, below, is one of those forward/forward/forward messages that I rarely read. This one is from an old friend and drinking buddy and I usually read his forwards. I just had to include it as a couple of us were just talking about investments because Ken Lay and others were apparently going to jail.

AMAZING IS
If you purchased one thousand dollars of Nortel stock one year ago, it
would be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the
original $1,000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00
left...
But if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank it
all, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price, you
would have $214.00.
Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily &
recycle.
It's called the 401 Keg Plan.

We knew the answer didn't we? Carry on Bubble heads! Stole the photo from http://myweb.cebridge.net/myron/submarines/memories/index.html
Thanks Myron